Friday, October 26, 2012

Halloween Jokes




Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
HE DIDN’T HAVE THE GUTS!

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?  BONE APETIT’!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
ICE SCREAM!

Why do witches fly on brooms?
VACUUM CORDS ARE TOO SHORT!

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